"I don’t want my head to be beveled by your bologna folds."
— Kaleigh
"You know why it’s like that? BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG ASS"
— Kaleigh Clary
"I basically wrote Asian parents and put them in my iPod"
— JT Thomason
Egotistical
- Me: So why does he teach at a highschool?!
- Brett: Because he wants students like me *pokerface*.
"You just have to tell her: ‘This isn’t one of your damn Korean soaps! Life doesn’t work that way!’"
— Michael Bridges
I-40
An interesting series of events happened upon me lately. My aunt from California decided to buy a new car. Selling my vehicle for dirt cheap has left me without a vehicle since May 8th. My research professor leaving to take a job in Pittsburgh left me with nobody else to bum rides with off work. So of course, when this opportunity to purchase a practically brand new 2009 Ford Fusion, I could not refuse!
I realized that throughout the entire trip back through New Mexico and Arizona on I40, I felt like I was on the movie set for “The Hills Have Eyes”. So I’m looking around halfway expecting to see irradiated mutants raping RV campers in the desert. Disturbing? Nah. Though, the weather was quite pleasant.
Closet Server
- Bridges: YAY CLOSET SERVER
- Me: i can't even hear it
- Me: its awesome
- Me: i hope it doesn't burn my apartment down
- Bridges: Good!
- Bridges: Oh just let me run
- Bridges: sudo catchOnFire
"Ryan, I’ma let you finish but I don’t think she is that hot."
— Michael Bridges
No comment
- Ryan Parker: that's right
- Ryan Parker: my jizz is going to shoot out all the way to pittburgh
- Ryan Parker: You know what that means?
- Ryan Parker: I HAVENT MASTURBATED IN AGES
- QFT
"This is how rumors get started. You tell me you want to pee inside a girls vagina—I tell people you sodomize corpses. This is how it works."
— Brett Clark
