August 2011
5 posts
“I don’t want my head to be beveled by your bologna folds.”
– Kaleigh
“You know why it’s like that? BECAUSE I HAVE A BIG ASS”
– Kaleigh Clary
“I basically wrote Asian parents and put them in my iPod”
– JT Thomason
Egotistical
Me: So why does he teach at a highschool?!
Brett: Because he wants students like me *pokerface*.
“You just have to tell her: ‘This isn’t one of your damn Korean...”
– Michael Bridges
I-40
An interesting series of events happened upon me lately. My aunt from California decided to buy a new car. Selling my vehicle for dirt cheap has left me without a vehicle since May 8th. My research professor leaving to take a job in Pittsburgh left me with nobody else to bum rides with off work. So of course, when this opportunity to purchase a practically brand new 2009 Ford Fusion, I could...
Closet Server
Bridges: YAY CLOSET SERVER
Me: i can't even hear it
Me: its awesome
Me: i hope it doesn't burn my apartment down
Bridges: Good!
Bridges: Oh just let me run
Bridges: sudo catchOnFire
July 2011
3 posts
“Ryan, I’ma let you finish but I don’t think she is that hot.”
– Michael Bridges
September 2009
2 posts
No comment
Ryan Parker: that's right
Ryan Parker: my jizz is going to shoot out all the way to pittburgh
Ryan Parker: You know what that means?
Ryan Parker: I HAVENT MASTURBATED IN AGES
QFT
“This is how rumors get started. You tell me you want to pee inside a girls...”
– Brett Clark
August 2009
1 post
“She’s my step… Thing”
– JT Thomason
March 2009
1 post
“This is the second time Andrew has been on the news. This is the second time...”
– Ryan Parker. (via maryamsmiles) (via taradactyl)
January 2009
5 posts
“Oh crap, I gotta go pick up my date from the day-care center. I’ll be back...”
– JT (via jwoo)
QFT
“Me: Woo, You’re sticking words in my mouth!
Justin: I’m sticking...”
– Ryan’s Room
“God! I just really wanna bang that chick in the red dress from UALR!”
– JT Thomason (Financial Aid Meeting)
“*Painful Roars*
Did you hear that? That is the sound of a poor Nigerian girl...”
– Tara Sheffer